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Graphic Novel Review: Vertigo’s “How to Understand Israel in 60 Days or Less” by Sarah Glidden

If you were Sarah Glidden a few years ago, you weren’t Israel’s biggest fan. You thought the country was a political bully and provocateur. You swore when you went there that you wouldn’t get emotional about this so-called religious “connection.” A few years ago, you didn’t know which of the two levers to push when you flushed Israeli toilets. And you certainly didn’t know the difference between a mentally challenged camel and an average one.

Years later, in her debut, 206-page autobiographical graphic novel, How to Understand Israel in 60 Days or Less, Sarah Glidden becomes a changed woman – and we lucky critters get to witness every step of it.

Originally launched as a self-published mini-comic series at the 2007 Small Press Expo (SPX), comic book giant Vertigo (DC Comics’ “edgy” graphic novel publishing leg) got their lucky publishing mitts on the 30-year-old, Newton, Massachusetts-bred artist’s work after only three chapters to then produce the full graphic novel. Touted as a glimpse at a young woman’s life-changing experiences on a ten-day Taglit-Birthright Israel tour, How to Understand Israel isn’t about the search for Glidden’s Jewish identity (you can relax now, skeptical goyim!), but as a manifest of a cultural pilgrimage – specifically, to a place of which she believed to be an expert, but learns she really doesn’t know much about.

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The Happy Blogtime! Brief Bulleted Review: "Ninja Assassin"

In this poor economic state (and by “this” I mean “my”), I very rarely shell out the bucks to see a movie at the theater, so it takes a gem of a film to peak my interest enough to sacrifice what little disposable income I have (and by “disposable income” I mean “I don’t have any”). With Ninja Assassin, it was a complete given that I would see it in the theater – ninjas? assassinating people? assassinating other ninjas? Heck yes! The trailer boasted sweet fight scenes à la The Matrix trilogy’s Wachowski Brothers, a riveting storyline – a ninja scorned returning to his clan to exact revenge-by-death upon them – and a true taste of the tongue-in-cheek ninja films of Japan that I so adore.

What we actually got as the reel started turning? A clichéd American-style Europol “thriller” that happened to involve ninjas. The opening scene was indeed promising, with some seriously blithe and bloody slicing & dicing (almost Tarantino-style), but it only went downhill from there, with barely noticeable dialogue, uncharismatic characters (besides the lead, Raizo) and a deadly dull, unintelligent plot.

Pros
• Ninjas
• Ninjas
• Ninjas
• Main character Raizo’s (South Korean pop idol, Rain) hot ninja body.

• The fight scenes were well done: lots of ninja stars, swords, hand-to-hand combat and over-the-top gore.

• That’s it. Seriously.

Qualms
• The ninjas spoke pristine English – not even a Japanese accent. Would have been nice to create a sense of authenticity and mystery.
• The entire Europol story line – and it wasn’t even good as a movie in that genre. Couldn’t this just be about a ninja exacting revenge upon his evil clan?

• The Western clichés dotted throughout, even down to the hero carrying the female lead in slo-mo from a burning building.
• *SPOILER ALERT* Nobody really wants to see ninjas defeated – they are the epitome of stealth and combative talent. Defeatable ninjas kind of lose their cool factor.

Ninja Assassin gets 1.5 out of 5 ninja stars on my rating scale, five being the best.

What did YOU think??

The Happy Blogtime! Brief Bulleted Review: “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”

I know everyone’s pretty darn sick of reading reviews/hearing about the X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie, and I’m with you, folks. So as not to exacerbate that emotion, but to still share my opinion, I’ll give you a brief, bulleted review – Happy Blogtime! style.

*SPOILER ALERT*
       Pros 
  1. Great casting: Taylor Kitsch as Gambit, Will.i.am as Kestrel/John Wraith, Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth and Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson (pre-Deadpool transformation). 
  2. Naked Wolverine.
  3. The opening credits of the movie – Watchmen-esque and explained a lot in just a few minutes, especially the progression of Sabretooth’s growing bloodthirst.
  4. Admittedly sweet action scenes. The movie consisted of MOSTLY action scenes; this, more than anything else, was an ACTION movie that happened to cast comic book characters.
  5. Naked Wolverine, naked Gambit, naked Wade Wilson and naked Sabretooth. Oh wait, that was a dream I had.
  6. No real CGI abuse.
       Cons 
  1. Blatant story arc/factual inconsistencies with the comics: Silver Fox and Emma Frost are sisters? Sabretooth and Wolverine are DEFINITELY brothers? Deadpool has claws and optic blasts? Wolverine’s memory loss was….when? The Blob had an EATING DISORDER?? Bitch plz!

    UPDATE from Angie (Batgirl): Apparently “Deadpool” wasn’t even really Deadpool – Weapon XI was a clone, which is cleared up in a secret ending as a prep/lead-in to the upcoming Deadpool movie. This does (kinda) explain some things. 

  2. Although Kitsch looked great as Gambit, Remy’s signature, nearly-incomprehensible New Orleans accent was non-existent. And where’s that adorable little fedorah-thing he wears?
  3. The Gambit and Wolverine team-up is cool, but would never happen in “real life.” Both mutants are rebels and stand-alone fighters. For the movie’s sake, I guess it was necessary/cool….but not believable.
  4. Silver Fox is boring. And we don’t even really know it’s Silver Fox until the end credits.
  5. The dialogue was cheddar. I know they were trying to sound “comic-book-y,” but it came off real cheesy.
  6. There’s more. But I’m done complaining…honest.

Overall rating? 3 out of 5 SNIKTS!

Synopsis: This was an ACTION movie more than anything else. If you’ve never read the comics or don’t have a viable working knowledge of the characters, I think you’ll enjoy it. However, X-Men aficionados be warned – there are so many inconsistencies with the story and the characters in this film, you will most likely leave the theater seething.
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Short Review: "Going Postal" by Martha Cooper

Remember when you were a kid and your favorite books didn’t need any words? Introducing a picture book for the grown-up urbanite: it’s Going Postal, renown street-art photographer Martha Cooper’s collection of brilliant mailing label street art photography.

I’m lucky to be living in New York City, if only for the abundant array of graffiti. Part of the fun was recognizing several spotlighted artists in the book from my city meanderings, and now I’m always keeping my eyes peeled for more pieces.

My favorite is C. Damage, who shapes her stickers into precious teddy bears that brighten up those dull, dirty buildings. Faust is another artist I recognize and enjoy, with a mind-blowing collection of lettering that ranges from standard tagging to medieval script.

Released by Mark Batty Publisher this year, Going Postal captures the normally gritty, weathered art in its most refined form; crisp, vibrant photography on smooth pages and bound in hardcover. It’s a sweet addition to my growing collection of graffiti books (and I have to say, the most affordable – I copped it for under ten bucks!) and has grown to be one of my most treasured because of its personal appeal and niche focus.

Read on for a glimpse at some of my favorite pieces…

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Short Review: Gabrielle Bell’s “Cecil and Jordan In New York Stories”

Gabrielle Bell’s Cecil and Jordan In New York Stories is the kind of book you want to save for certain moments: during a solitary brunch; with coffee near a sunny window; sitting in Central Park. The book is a collection of graphic novel-style tales ranging from funny, to introspective, to utterly heart-breaking.

I’d never really read anything of Gabrielle Bell’s before this one, but I’d met her a few times in mutual social settings. I attended her birthday party in Brooklyn just last week that had the best spread I’ve ever seen: sliced peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Nilla wafers to dip in vanilla frosting, a strainer full of animal crackers, and brightly-frosted cupcakes made with love.

Knowing how she speaks, and acts and even how she shakes a hand, reading her stories have a further depth to them. I see her in each one of the stories, even if she’s not a character, with the sad, deep, thoughtful echo that is her trademark.

Cecil and Jordan won’t be the best art you’ve ever seen in a book, or even the best written; but it’s a simply beautiful, delicate and inspiring collection of illustrated bits of reality.

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The Comic Impact WATCHMEN REVIEW Podcast – featuring moi!

Remember that time I said I was going to write a Watchmen movie review? Yeah, I lied. Instead, I joined the Comic Impact team for their weekly podcast – this time, to dish (and dis) on the new comic book-influenced flick.

Okay, so this is a LONG podcast, there’s a lot of nit-picking, dwelling and a potty-mouth (you know who you are!), and it’s riddled with SPOILERS. I also interrupt the others quite frequently – cause, well, I’m kinda a bitch. But, hell, listen anyway.

Click here to listen to the Comic Impact Watchmen Review podcast with Simon (Los Angeles), Sheldon (Los Angeles), Mat (UK) and mahself (NYC). Remember, MAJOR SPOILERS ahead!

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ComicImpact.com: My Warren Ellis’ FREAKANGELS Review

Check out my first, most glorious review of Warren Ellis’ comic series FREAKANGELS, only on ComicImpact.com – and COMMENT, minions, COMMENT your heart out!

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