Category Archives: Lay Off Me I’m Starving

Healthy/Geeky: The Astonishing Super-Powered Mediterranean Quinoa Salad

Quinoa (pronounced keen-wa, as in, “It was really keen-wa when Johnny took me to the soda shoppe. I think he’s going to give me his Varsity jacket!”) is any superhero’s best friend – it’s a complete protein, and considered one of the healthiest foods on the planet, cultivated by Incan tribes in the Andes Mountains of South America. I’m pretty sure Hoth or Caprica doesn’t have anything comparable (duh, look at the climate on Hoth, you idiot!). I’m also pretty sure there was an Indiana Jones movie about the quest for the ancient Quinoa grain of the dark Incan mountain.

And so, my secret recipe – for this nearly perfect, completely vegetarian meal (great to bring to cookouts!), with tons of protein, healthy veggies and fats, and a little cheese thrown in there for good measure. Enjoy, healthy geekies!
 

The Astonishing Super-Powered, Protein-Packed Mediterranean Quinoa Salad

(adapted from a recipe by Coulter)

Ingredients

  • 2 cups vegetable broth or stock
  • 1 tbs garlic salt/powder (or to taste)
  • 1.5 cups uncooked quinoa (I like Bob’s Red Mill Organic Grain Quinoa)
  • 1 medium yellow or red onion, diced
  • 1 large red, orange or yellow bell pepper, diced (mix up the colors! you can also use jarred roasted red peppers if you prefer)
  • 1 medium cucumber, diced
  • 1/2 cup chopped kalamata olives
  • 1/2 cup crumbled feta cheese
  • 1/4 cup chopped fresh or dried chives
  • 1/2 lemon
  • 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar*
  • 1/4 cup olive oil*

*a salad dressing will also work for this instead of the vinegar and oil – balsamic vinaigrette or a red wine and vinegar dressing is best, and you’ll only need a few tablespoons – the flavor goes a long way!

Directions

  1. Start by sauteeing the onions and garlic salt/powder in some light olive oil in the large saucepan you’ll use to cook the quinoa. Once pleasantly browned, pour in the vegetable broth and bring to a boil. Stir in the quinoa, reduce heat to medium-low, cover, and simmer until the quinoa is tender and the water has been absorbed, 15 to 20 minutes. You won’t need to stir it, but keep an eye on it that it doesn’t get too dry.
  2. Once the quinoa is finished cooking, dump it into a large mixing bowl, where you’ll want to immediately, gently, stir in the crumbled feta cheese (so it gets a little melty over the grains – nomnomnom!), balsamic vinegar, olive oil. De-seed the lemon and squeeze the juice over the quinoa mixture – stir everything, then let sit for 5-10 minutes, depending on how patient you are!
  3. Once a bit cooler, the fresh veggies go in – stir in the bell pepper, cucumber, olives, chives, until evenly mixed. Serve warm or, I prefer letting it sit in the fridge overnight to get cool and flavorful.

Healthy/Geeky: Adri + Yoda’s Jedi Power Smoothie

Since I moved back to Massachusetts about 7 months ago, I’ve had to say peace out to my Brooklyn frequents of the past few years and create some new weekly haunts. Which wasn’t hard, considering there are a couple of nearby spots worth infesting: Jerry’s Comics & Collectibles, and Rawbert’s Organic Garden Café – an all raw, all vegan restaurant - in Beverly, MA.

My favorite after-workout orders are the kale chips and their Yoda’s Jedi Power Smoothie, which I OBVIOUSLY first ordered for its name – but then became hooked. When I order it now, I’ve modified it to be more diet-friendly (I’m trying to keep below a certain number of calories) but the whole thing is super-healthy.

The best part? The smoothie is GREEN. Judge it by its color, do you? This smoothie’s ally is DELICIOUSNESS!

So, if you can’t make it to Rawbert’s Organic Garden and want to try out this sweet and fluffy high-protein, high-fiber smoothie, here’s the recipe to whip one up yourself…with The Force. Or, you know, your blender or Cuisinart-thingy.

Adri + Yoda’s Jedi Power Smoothie
(Modified from Rawbert’s Organic Garden in Beverly, MA’s recipe) 

Ingredients

1 medium banana (frozen preferable)

1- 1/2 cup berries of choice (Goji berries, strawberries, raspberries, etc.)

2 teaspoons agave nectar

1 teaspoon Spirulina or Spirulina Protein Powder (What’s Spirulina?)

1-2 tablespoons of sprouted buckwheat, wheat germ or flax seed

Water and ice to desired consistency

Directions

Blend in a blender, you dummy! (said in the voice of Dr. Steve Brule)

Foodz, Gwowious Foodz!

Being healthy makes me happy. I’ve struggled for years with maintaining a healthful lifestyle, and I’ve always been an all-or-nothing type of gal; case in point: exercising religiously for 3 months, only to drop off on a pizza and margarita binge, leading to a 3-month gym hiatus. Or that time two birthdays ago when I couldn’t really afford groceries, and lost 15 lbs. I looked good! Took horrible care of myself – I was partying, drinking, not eating, sleeping odd hours.

For the first time in a LONG time, I’ve found a lifestyle change that’s stuck with me, and that’s through creating attainable short-term goals, exercising patience for my body to adapt to a new way of eating, and allowing myself to really get buck wild with the food I crave (see: PIZZA) once a month or so.

I’m not thin. I’ll never be “skinny” – that’s not my objective and I’m not built that way. I got junk in the trunk and I ain’t cleanin’ out my sedan any time soon. But I can proudly say that I take good care of my body and that I’m healthy – and can totally lift weights with the dudes at the gym. Which does not make my boyfriend uncomfortable.

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Happy Chili Time!

Veggie chili win! As mentioned last week, I’ve made it a goal to whip up something healthy and delicious each week and post it on the blog; this past week was veggie chili, originally planned to have a cornbread side. When it came down to it, however, I opted out of baking the cornbread and went for a healthy “summer” salad instead: mixed greens, avocado, corn, tomato, homemade strawberry vinaigrette and homemade garlic croutons.

The chili came out well – not as thick as I would have liked (I underestimated how many cans of beans I actually had) but Cara had some fun with hers and added rice, cheese and sea salt to pump up the flavor and the density.

New Happy: The Art of Fooood!

I’ve always enjoyed cooking – especially by taste, using only my senses to decide what spices will work, what won’t. My younger brother, now 23-year-old Jake, can attest to having tried some of my gnarly concoctions as a kid. I remember trying to make gourmet english muffin pizzas with any type of cheese I could find in the fridge, including cream cheese. Then, as we got older, the EMP’s graduated to homemade fettuccine alfredo, with lots of parmesan and garlic, which turned into a rich, strangely delicious paste rather than a sauce – but my brother loved it.

I would learn of the pots and pans from my parents, from tangerine chicken, to simple fritatas, handmade egg rolls. Baking, however, was a different story. I was never actually equipped with the art of patience, and you have to do all that awful…waiting. Pretty much everything I’ve baked, I’ve burned, including the horrific double chocolate cake I attempted to make for a boyfriend in my college years, who ate it smugly despite the crisp edges. Needless to say, that was the last cake I made – and next time the secret ingredient will be tears.

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Cupcakes! Cupcakes!

This one’s for Lucy Vonne, who has a penchant for delicious cupcake treats. These confections are after my soul – decorated with video game characters and cartoons? Hello, weight gain!

Here are some photos I found on E-sushi.fr from hello naomi on Flickr. Click “Read More” to see some of my favorites!


Coolest Sushi. Ever.

If you’ve gone out with me for sushi before, you know that I’m a HUGE fan of Japanese, but only eat vegetable rolls – avocado and cucumber maki, sweet potato tempura roll, asparagus – deeelicious! Yes, I know, it technically isn’t sushi, but I can’t seem to wrap my mouth around the idea of raw fish. It’s slimy. And…uncooked. Raw, even.

But I think someone has finally found a way to get me to swallow even the ghastliest of sea creatures – and that’s to make sushi that looks really, really pretty, or like cartoons. I have a grown-up palate.


Click “Read More” for some photos of the most awesome sushi I’ve ever seen.


Shrunken Heads Sushi!

[InventorSpot]

I’m a Mac fan, obvs, but come on.

Pretty damn cute. I will eat you!

HERRO Kitty!