Category Archives: Japanpop

What I’m Reading Now: “The Book of Human Insects” by Osamu Tezuka

When the lovely Laura Shatzkin at Vertical, Inc. offered me a copy of The Book of Human Insects by the “grandfather” of Japanese comics, Osamu Tezuka (Astro Boy), I nearly soiled my ill-fitting pants in anticipation. Then, I took some deep breaths, cleaned myself up, and asked her to send it to me. I sat staring at the mailbox for a full two days.

And now, I have it in my clutches – as you may know, I’m a huge Tezuka fan, specifically for his work on Buddha. Can’t WAIT to break it open!

The book description:

Osamu Tezuka’s The Book of Human Insects is a dark and haunting story of a young woman who has plagiarized, blackmailed, stolen, and replicated the works of others in her quest for success and public adoration. As she climbs higher and higher – from acclaimed stage actress, to award-winning architect, and, finally, to the recipient of the Akutagawa Prize for Japan’s best new writer — Toshiko Tomura will stop at nothing, not even murder, to get what she wants.

The Book of Human Insects was originally serialized in the 1970s. But Tezuka’s disturbing, seductive vision of a world where only those willing to sell their souls to the masses can achieve their dreams, will resonate today more than ever. Contemporary culture is shaped by reality shows, tabloids, and gossip blogs. We have become obsessed with celebrity, and readily accept it as a substitute for true talent and any semblance of artistic integrity.

With his unerring skill at understanding the psychological and emotional underpinnings of behavior, Osamu Tezuka anticipated this cult of fame by forty years. In his wickedly entertaining tale – now available in English for the first time – he uses his sharpest scalpel to peel back the layers and reveal the essence of our humanity.

The 7 Most Disturbing – Yet Kind of Cool – Japanese Inventions (via Guyism.com)

A few months ago (when I still lived in NYC!), I wrote a lil’ post for Guyism.com: The 7 Most Disturbing – Yet Kind of Cool – Japanese Inventions, and realized I never linked to it on here! I did a ton of research to find the most legitimately disconcerting inventions from my most favorite Land of the Rising Sun – and you wouldn’t believe the crazy crap that comes out of that country. I even had a little throw-up-in-my-mouth action after seeing a few of these things. For reals.

A sneak peek at my favorite:

#7.  Placenta Drink (2008)
Placenta Drink 1 135x95 The 7 most disturbing (yet kind of cool) Japanese inventionsBecause nothing quenches your thirst like animal fetus casing, Japanese beauty company Nihon Sofuken created the Qbit Placenta 10000 Jelly drink, made of 10% pig placenta. The placenta – the temporary organ connecting the mother to the fetus – is removed from pigs, stripped from any lingering birth matter and manufactured into a jelly, spiked with a refreshing peach flavor. Sure, it grosses us out that people have been eating this stuff since B.C. for the apparent health benefits, but something about a jelly drink just tips the scale.

Read the full post (and the six other most disturbing inventions) here!

Tiny Happy Joy!

My favorite shelf in the bedroom – holds just a few of the little guys I hold dear, mostly Bandai. Check out my favorite Rock n’ Roll TMNT – Leo lost his ninjaken, so he’s demonstrating his skills with chopsticks. And what’s that? You like that ninja print that Paul Pope made for me? I know.

Look What I Have – Kewtie Patutie Ninja-thingy!

I went nuts for these little Kewpie Keychain guys as soon as they arrived at FP from Japan. Check it – I got myself a lil’ ninja! They make Sesame Street and Manga characters as well, in addition to some random cheeky guys and gals that I couldn’t identify.

I grabbed a few for my bestest friends (Joe freaked for Astroboy Kewpie!) and now we all wear them in some conspicuous place, like our zippers or keychains. I gaze at mine lovingly, daily.



Asian Invasion: Cute/Weird Stuff I Want from Japan

From the Land of the Rising Sun emerges new and wonderous gadgetry and ridiculousness that is rivaled only by…well…China, occasionally.

Here are a few sassy lil’ trinkets I happened upon during my latest perusal on favorite Jappop destination, A Rinkya Blog.

Angel and Devil Headphones from Greenhouse Japan
I’m a notorious earphone wrecker; I’ve been known to yank those suckers out of my laptop too quickly, leaving half of them still plugged in and the other half in my sad, trembling hand. Regardless, I keep going back for more, and this time around I’m going to invest in these freakin’ adorable Angel and Devil earphones from Greenhouse Japan. Not only are they cute, but they really play off my dual personality. Hurrah for disorders!

Click “Read More” for my more, and for my all-time favorite!

I Heart Diet Scale

I LOVE me some Engrish (check out my last Engrish post)- throw some fat jokes into the mix, and you’ve got me hooked like phonics. That’s why I NEED this scale – moreso to make me laugh instead of sobbing uncontrollably after I look down at the numbers.

The Molester Protecter Seal Keychain

This saccharine looking little guy ain’t so sweet on molesters. It’s a keychain that acts as a type of taser if you’re attacked, sending 150 volts through whoever’s unfortunate body you force it onto. It’s pretty much a metaphor for my feminine wiles; innocent until messed with.

Chapit The Lovable Robot

Now THIS guy needs to be my new best friend. Sorry, Lucy Vonne, but you don’t do things like answer and redirect my phone calls, sync with my computer and act as a media server (although, you do bake delicious cookies and have some sweet dancing moves).


Chapit, this wiry ball of delight, was designed by Japanese robotics company Raytron and was recently on exhibition at the Napia Nakanoshima housing project. This little guy represents the future of a robotic conduit between house and human; in addition to computer-syncing and phone-answering, he will wake you, control your household appliances, electronics and theromstats, and interact with you in a couple of languages. He’s capable of learning up to 10,000 words, and even conveys emotion by flashing lights and body movements.


Which is the least I can say for the men I’ve recently dated – no emotional expression or communication whatsoever. You can pick up Chapit for a whopping 200,000 YEN ($1,944), which is a small price to pay for NEVER HAVING TO BE ALONE AGAIN.

Kit Kat Bar Flavor Craziness! Huzzah Japan!

Judging by my buxom figure, you shan’t be surprised to hear that I loves me some candy. So thank you, once again, to one of my all-time favorite blogs, A Rinkya Blog, for turning me on to these amazing chocolate concoctions from Japan: odd-flavored Kit Kat bars in varying shapes and sizes! This cornucopia of delight doesn’t just end in Japan, but you know how I feel about the Land of the Rising Sun. Kit Kat bars should start wearing ironic t-shirts that say “I’m Big in Japan.” Like the one I have about Everybody Loving a Jewish Girl. It’s funny because it’s true!

Check out the Wikipedia article here to see a full list of the craziness, and click “Read More” to see a list of my favorite Japanese Kit Kat creations.


Kit Kat Sakura (Cherry blossom)
Kit Kat Iced Tea
Kit Kat Caramel and Salt
Kit Kat Kinako (soybean flour)
Kit Kat Wa Guri (Chestnut flavour)
Kit Kat Green Tea — Japan
Kit Kat Apple — Japan
Kit Kat Café Latte with Hokkaidō Milk
Kit Kat Kiwifruit
Kit Kat Strawberry
Kit Kat Gold — petits with fudge like covering and dusted cocoa powder on outside
Kit Kat Cantaloupe
Kit Kat Triple Berry
Kit Kat Azuki (Red Bean)
Kit Kat Watermelon Minis
Kit Kat Green Grape Muscat
Kit Kat Black Sugar Minis
Kit Kat Big Kat Bitter
Kit Kat I-Stick — Japan limited edition — Creamy bitter chocolate between wafers and dark chocolate coating — two stick format sold in cooler or freezer section of stores
Kit Kat Stick Almond — Japan
Kit Kat Stick Half Bitter — Japan

 

Yo, Ponyo!

Nerds, brace yourself! You’re most likely already aware of the new Studio Ghibli project, Gake no ue no Ponyo or, Ponyo on the Cliff By the Sea, written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki. The film was release already in Japan this past July, and now I’m anxiously awaiting its UK release, which isn’t happening until April 3, 2009. Damn time – I need some mufuggin’ 1.21 Jigowatts.

Click “Read More” for the Ponyo plot synopsis and Japanese trailer.


Per usual, I’m too busy/lazy to paraphrase the plot, so here it is from Wikipedia:

The plot is centered on a girl fish who runs away from her home in the sea. She ends up stranded on the shore and is rescued by Sōsuke, a five year old boy who lives on a cliff. Sōsuke names her Ponyo (pronounced “Po-Nyo”, not “Pon-Yo”) after taking a great liking to her, and promises to protect her forever. Meanwhile, her father, Fujimoto, is looking for his daughter, upset that she ran away. He calls his wave demons and has them take Ponyo back to him, since it seems he has an aversion to land. Sōsuke is heartbroken by this, and goes home crying to his mother, Risa. Risa tries to cheer him up, but to no avail.


Ponyo and her father have a confrontation, where Ponyo refuses her father to call her Brünnhilde and declares she is Ponyo, and voices her want to become human, because she has started to fall in love with Sōsuke. Her father silences her with difficulty and goes to summon Ponyo’s mother. Meanwhile, Ponyo, with the help of her sisters, breaks away from her father’s barriers, and mixes herself in with his magic, becoming a human girl. This causes an inbalance in the world, which in turn results in a tsunami. Riding on the waves of the tsunami, Ponyo goes back to visit Sōsuke. Risa, Sōsuke, and Ponyo stay the night at Sōsuke’s house, hoping the tsunami will be over, whereupon Risa leaves the house to check up on the residents of the nursing home she works at.

Granmammare, Ponyo’s mother, arrives to Fujimoto’s submarine. Fujimoto notices the moon is deorbited and the satellites are falling like shooting stars. Granmammare declares that if Sōsuke and Ponyo succeed a trial, Ponyo can live as a human, and the world order will be restored.

Sōsuke and Ponyo wake up to find that the most of the land has submerged. Risa has not come home yet, so, with the help of Ponyo’s magic, they turn Sōsuke’s toy boat to life size and set out to find Risa.
After going through a tunnel, where Ponyo loses her human form and returns to a fish, they arrive to the nursing home and meet Granmammare. Granmammare asks Sōsuke if he can love even if Ponyo is a fish or mermaid. Sōsuke answers he likes all form of Ponyo. Granmammare allows her to become human.

PONYO PONYO! So friggin’ cute.