Because I’m a biz gal and a relentless geek, I haz a dilemma: how to talk hands-free on my cell without looking like a douchebag – and we all know how hard that is to do.
But today, like a beacon of light shining down from the galaxies, my inbox glowed with the news that Earloomz was releasing an entire collection of Star Wars-inspired Bluetooth headsets.
From the press release:
The new Earloomz STAR WARS collection includes four distinct headsets – featuring Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker and The Empire Strikes Back’s climactic ’Dark Duel.’ Future styles - including Yoda, R2-D2, C-3PO, Princess Leia, Darth Maul, Chewbacca the Wookiee, Jabba the Hutt, Han Solo, Obi-Wan Kenobi and more – are planned for release later in 2011.
HUZZAH! NOW I can look like a SUPER-NERDY douchebag! From far away, I will seem like a pretentious business woman, but up close – BAM! – I gots the Force. In my ear.
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PS: If someone sends me one, I’m going to take a series of photos of myself in public wearing this thing. Making awesome faces. Being awesome.
PPS: Douche Vader.
