Category Archives: Found Hilarity

Adri Leya and Lucy Vonne are Bustelo Cool. And Busty.

I’m not Cuban, believe it or not. I know, it’s hard to believe these sensual, ample curves are purely Caucasian. But I do love Cuban coffee – especially when I don’t have to exert any effort in the actual making of the coffee (brewing stuff is so exhausting). Which is why I’m obsessed with the canned Cafe Con Leche from Bustelo Cool. Lucy Vonne and I literally fist fight for the last can in the fridge when it gets to that point. Although, now that we have the Wii, we can probably just virtually box it out.

UPDATE: Ok, so I just learned that Bustelo didn’t actually originate from Cuba. It was started in the Bronx by some Spanish guy. That just figures – and I thought I was being so culturalamated.

Click “Read More” to see a couple of hilarious commercials for Bustelo. They’re funny because they’re foreign.

Douchebags Internazionale

Precious Metal: Capuchin Monk Makes Me A Believer

If you haven’t already seen this divine creature in the news, shredding the stage at various metal concerts (including Gods of Metal – irony), then you’re missing out. Sixty-two year old Capuchin Monk Cesare Bonizzi is the frontman for heavy metal band Fratello Metallo, and I am totally sweating him. I need to find out if he’s taken an oath of celibacy, because my groupie status is currently stagnant.

Now all we need is a Rabbi to come along and one-up him. How about a little Jewish Death Metal? Baruch Atoi Adonai rhymes with “die,” right?

Click “Read More” to hear Brother Bonizzi make your ears bleed in pleasure.



Top 3 Worst Inventions of the Week

One of my favorite blogs (running a close second to Geekologie), InventorSpot, never fails at bringing me the latest and greatest new inventions from around the world for me to make fun of. Some of this crap is so ridiculous, I sometimes begin to wish I was no longer part of the human race. I guess that’s what happens when you live in a world where everything’s been done – you’ve got to get resourceful and create things that mock our very existence.

Take the Mohawk Drink Hat from Putz Gear, for instance. To make the best of your imbibing, it’s no secret that one needs some sort of headgear. I sometimes throw on my bike helmet from third grade when I go bar-hopping, 80% for safety reasons, 20% for fashion.

Click “Read More” for the other two worst inventions of the week!

Nothing says “poop” like a doorknob designed to look like poop! The gold-painted “Poignée signalétique” is shaped like feces and is made of resin, forged by French designer Florence Doleac…Ohhhhh. That explains it. Doleac says he designed the door handle so that home visitors will know which room is the bathroom, but I’ll just stick to the sign I put up that says:

If you sprinkle,
when you tinkle,
be a sweet and
wipe the seat.
Or die.

Okay, so I’m still up in the air about whether or not this invention is actually one of the worst. I mean, we gals can always use more accessories – especially for our vaginas. Enter the designer sanitary napkins, Whisper Silky Soft Slims. Japan has hit such high levels of awesome that Proctor & Gamble actually decided to produce these pleasantly-decorated sanitary napkins. The pads claim to “Cheer Up a Blue Period!” I don’t know about you, ladies, but being blue is the least of my worries around that time of the month – it’s the gratuitous violence and the three hour sobbing/laughing fits in the home goods section of Target that are bothersome.

I Used To Love This Show!!! Anyone? Anyone?

I suck at math.

Attention Pet Freaks: Greatest American Dog Premiers TONIGHT on CBS!

Ok, so I don’t watch TV. And let’s face it, even if I did have cable, I probably wouldn’t be watching reality shows (ok, I lie – holla Rock of Love!). But it’s not every day that a friend and boss of mine actually has their own TV show, and I’m pretty psyched to see my Wendy Diamond in action on what proves to be a hilarious celebration of what I like to call crazy dog-loving middle-America at it’s finest.

You can catch the premiere of the season tonight at 8pm et/pt on CBS. Hey, and, if Tillman the skateboarding bulldog goes missing at the end of the season, don’t worry about it. Totally under control.

Click “Read More” to see the Greatest American Dog teaser! Hirarious.

Unicorns DO Exist!!! In Your Face!

Well, it’s about time that the mainstream media finally stopped giving unicorns the shaft (budumdum-ching!). Last week the news reported some photos and video of a beautiful baby unicorn found in a nature reserve in Prato, Italy. Now, this enchanting creature is clearly the result of a tryst between a pure-bred unicorn and a Roe Deer, as you can tell by it’s deer-like qualities, but it’s for certain a real unicorn. Click “read more” to check out the video of my soon-to-be pet. Wow, flights to Italy are freakin’ expensive.

Adri Leya + Geekologie Writer 4-Eva

By now, dear blog readers, you know how much of a nerd I truly am (crushes on cartoons? desire for strange mechanical creatures?). So you shan’t be shocked to hear that I have an infatuation with a very, very special website – a web destination that has captured my heart (vagina): Geekologie.com.

It’s my new daily fix, and satisfies my craving for disturbing new technology, cartoons, superheroes, and all things strange and wonderful.

Though the Geekologie writer touches upon a plethora of awesome stuff, my recent favorite has been the coverage of “The Balloon Guy” in the article Master Chief Made Entirely Out of Balloons. This “Balloon Guy,” or, as I like to call him, Owner of My Soul and Every Desire, constructs life-size balloon sculptures of things like animals, people, and cartoons. My favorites? The balloon creations of Mario, TMNTs, and Transformers, and BATMAN! Check these suckers out!

I’ve put out a commission to the Balloon Guy for the entire TMNT crew and a lil’ bit o’ Splinter and Shredder. I want to get some balloon ass-kicking going before we all lie down for a nice, long “nap.”